The typically pro-Trump site TMZ posted a pic of weird vice presidential candidate J.D. Vance alone in a swimming pool with the Secret Service nearby with his shirt still on.
Sure, he could have skin cancer or other related issues that would need him to avoid direct sunlight. Still, we don’t know what’s going on with Vance alone in the fancy pants hotel swimming pool in his no-nude attire. But throw in his draconian outlook on women who don’t have children – he thinks we “don’t really have a direct stake” in the country – and the fact that when he orders a donut, it leaves people wondering if he’s human, and the fact that he described Trump as an “idiot,” and Hitleresque before jumping in as his VP pick, the guy is flat-out weird.
Xitter users piled in:
Ok why is this a hole all alone in the water in a shirt? Wrong answers. Right answers. IDK it’s all wrong no matter what. https://t.co/8DfUqwfryC
— Dirk Schwenk (Esq) 🎵 (@DirkSchwenk) September 9, 2024
JD Vance didn’t take his shirt off swimming because he didn’t want anyone to see his nipple rings
— LowBudgetMuthafucka (@LowBudgetMofo) September 8, 2024
I mean, we ALL knew that JD Vance was a wear-his-shirt-in-the-pool guy, even before we knew it, like some Jungian imagery in our collective unconscious, right? pic.twitter.com/PVkLY1j7HK
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) September 8, 2024
Stop mocking JD Vance for swimming in a shirt because if you have a swastika tattoo and a ‘trump’s bitch’ tramp stamp you’d want to keep it hidden too….
— Covie (@covie_93) September 9, 2024
WEIRD: J.D. Vance, surrounded by Secret Service with the pool to himself, goes swimming with his shirt on at the luxury La Jolla Hotel. pic.twitter.com/dYcjfAzvqX
— Molly Ploofkins™ (@Mollyploofkins) September 8, 2024
While trying to convince an audience that he and Vance are “not weird,” the felon said “weird” 22 times in 36 seconds. That, too, is weird.
